[...the urge to pour water on him would be strong if she were anyone but Hisoka. As it is, she just sort of...sighs, kind of like a deflating balloon.]

...Seriously? I go and harrass a grumpy elf for something to dampen this because I don't want to have forced anything about how you feel, and you react like I told you it'll snow all week.

[Another sigh--and then she just kind of laughs.] Well, it's fine. In the end, you being a cantankerous bastard is part of what I love about you.

[...Oh. Hisoka, Hisoka that's not nice.]