Tell you what, I'm gonna praise how pure and good and unsullied you are and never make eye contact for twenty minutes, and then get out a collar and see how much you feel like reciprocating anything.

[...Maybe she just has the worst luck on the planet. Either way, she just shakes her head.]

Or we could not talk about how bad I am at this and move on to the part where one of us suggests 'practice' and means it in some definitely impure ways?